Ignore the cow wearing pants in the background

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Leggo

"Ignore the cow wearing pants in the background" i'm sorry but thaT IS NOT A COW
Anonymous

is your name jon snow becauSE YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

So my bf has been lacking in working out recently, he tells me that it's because he's not motivated to. So I told him if he can get to the point of doing 30 pull ups I'll give him an "extra special reward" in the bedroom. (He can only do 3 now) I'm talking about That thing I don't like. Is that a good motivator? Is that wrong?
Anonymous

You’re letting your boyfriend do anal if he’ll workout more?

elemeno-pee:

what the hELL

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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