Ignore the cow wearing pants in the background

I’m actually very well trained in disease control and have a strong understanding of how it spreads they should put me in charge I’ll have this all sorted in a fortnight

you remind me of iwishihadafather but not as funny and with less personality

Thank you for following me and enjoying my work

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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October one: better than Christmas.

Do you know how absurd a dog would look if it had hair gel all over it

heteroh:

do not say spoopy you will be blocked

I like taking my dog out for walks but I avoid it because I want my dog to look cool and it takes too long to put that much hair gel on him.

matthewsagan:

when you goin down and won’t give up till she orgasms

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matthewsagan:

when someone try to serve you decaf during the day

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matthewsagan:

when a gif makes you uncomfortable

"Pull my finger."

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